Bigger'n Evan?

24 January 2010

requent visitors to BuffMuscles.com will understand that Yours Truly is hopelessly infatuated with musclemen; and you'll also be able to identify my obsession with musclemen who are overcome by even more hot and powerful musclemen. It is a mysterious fascination that I suffer from, and I would love to read some research regarding said obsession. 

Until I find that doctoral thesis, I will be content with viewing this kind of picture.  

Here we have internationally-popular and super big bodybuilder Evan Centopani. He is cute, huge and really muscular. (But is it just me, or does Evan always seem a little fat in the face? Even when in "contest condition"?)  

So, here's Evan, manning a booth at some bodybuilding competition, being a good recipient of his Sponsor's graces, when out of the blue, here comes some super-hunk, asking to have his picture taken.

"Uh... sure. No problem, dude," Evan says. He looks over at the huge guy and tries not to wince at the fact that this visitor is so much bigger than himself!

I love this.  

What would be really cool is if this hot blond dude was just some guy walking in off the street-- you know, someone who lifts weights in his spare time, but is really some dumb jock who has no idea how huge and hot he is.

However, it didn't take me long to find out who this supposedly anonymous dude musclehunk is: Brandon Beckrich. [Click HERE, HERE* & HERE to see some more of him.] He's a competitor, and he's big (obviously, as he stands here next to Evan!). Still, it would be cool if he weren't an accomplished competitor, as he obviously is. My cool fantasy of having one guy being overwhelmed by an even bigger guy is enhanced if the new, bigger guy is some dude out of the blue, not someone who is "known." [I'd be interested in hearing you CWS's perspective on this.] 

Be that as it may, I found numerous pix of Brandon (love that name). Enough to maybe do a gallery of him. I love blond muscle; but I find it necessary to say that I don't love the soul patch on the chin. (One guy I dated a few times had one, and he was good looking. He called it a "landing strip," which IMHO made him sound a little cheap.) I am totally turned off by them. Dunno what guys think they enhance. But then, I realize some people love/hate mustaches, too. 

*Love the slogan on that T-shirt! 

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Rob24 said:

So Brandon has a faux-hawk AND a soul patch??? Hmmmmmm.....maybe I'll check him out again in 5 years or so, when he matures a little more. In the meantime, it's back to Sagi Kalev for me!

January 24, 2010

ManOMan said:

Oh, I still like Sagi Kalev (esp. #7), but THIS guy is a woof!

January 25, 2010

Rob24 said:

ManOMan: Sagi Kalev #7???? Have there been six other Sagi's that I don't know about???? Are they all black-haired, blue-eyed, and muscley???

January 25, 2010

ManOMan said:

Oop. I mean picture #7.

January 25, 2010

Rob24 said:

I'm still confused...... Are you perhaps referring to Denis Sergovskiy's picture #7 that we were so ga-ga over a few months ago?

January 25, 2010

xoxo1001 said:

Sounds like a real life example of "Muscular Mike Meets Jason." (ps. that's quite possibly my favorite story of yours. in fact, that's how i was introduced to your writings. i went ga-ga over it...too good to be true. )

January 25, 2010

bicfetish said:

Remove the silly little soul patch & what do you get? It's live & in the flesh,...ZEKE! This blue-eyed adonis grew a few sizes since he just had his way with Evan in the prep room! See how drained poor Evan looks?

January 25, 2010

obernai said:

Couldn't agree more..."soul patches" are silly and ugly at the same time. Brandon is a total musclestud, and has an "unspoiled" look except for this ridiculous thing on his chin. Why do young guys try SO hard to be "cool"? Conforming to the latest popular trend is not very appealing.

February 02, 2010

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