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26 September 2009
BuffMuscles.com was founded many years ago, back when the InterWebs were in their infancy (well, maybe in their toddlerhood), by Sean Reid Scott. Sean had already established himself as a prolific writer of gay muscle erotica when BM was started. Sean had written under the pseudonyms of Derek Flex and Aaron Strong.
From its modest beginnings in a warehouse in the industrial district of Yakima, WA, BuffMuscles.com was a gamer. It didn't take long for BM to establish its compelling presence on the Web, and soon muscle worshippers of every stripe-- from every corner of This Great Planet-- were knocking on Sean's door-- as it were-- to access the fantastic stories (not to mention the semi-daily blogs) that flowed from his fertile, yet controlled, mind.
It soon became obvious that the warehouse was way too small to house the staff, consultants (yeah, like Sean needs a consultant...) and legal staff required to maintain such a compelling (didn't I already use that word?) web presence.
There were only two alternatives: Expand (which would mean Eminent Domaining much of the residential land surrounding the modest warehouse, something that-- since BM wasn't a government entity-- would be really, really hard to do) or 2): Move.
The second option was chosen. A Worldwide search was made to find a suitable site on which to build the new BuffMuscles World Headquarters Tower (BMWH). After an exhaustive search of This Great Planet (and a near catastrophic decision to build in a Cardboard Box City slum near New Deli), the Board of Directors of BM decided on a 5,000 acre site in, where else-- Wanker's Corner, Oregon. (see map, at right)
Ground was broken on September 26, 2009 and the Campus is scheduled to be completed on May 21, 2011 (click it!). It's gunna be quite a big building, dwarfing pretty much every building in the world-- but heck! The Board of Directors of BM realizes that a building that's really, really huge is necessary for us to continue our mission of providing the very best in erotic muscle erotica. It's going to take a building of this size (click it!) to house the creative, administrative, bureaucratic, managerial, executive (the top floors), supervisory, regulatory and legal staff that we anticipate will be necessary to run the day-to-day operations in the future. We are building for your future!
We at BM understand that you demand quality reading and watching material while you j/o. And we will be here for you (at least until October 21, 2011. After that we're all doomed anyway).
Thank you for your support. We take your sensual pleasure very seriously. (Not that a little humor ever hurt anyone either...)
"I can't believe how awesome your site is! (...to end a sentence with a preposition.) I think you should be nominated for some kind of Nobel Peace Prize, or a Pulitzer or something. Is there a Pulitzer for gay erotica? Well, there should be. I'm going to write my Congressman and see if he can't do something about it. Seanny, you should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. You should have an airport named after you. Your writing is so graphic-- so sensual-- so descriptive! It's just awesome! If you were ever to publish a novel, I'd buy TEN copies and hand them out on street corners! I LOVE YOU SEANNY! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU!"
– Some person whose name I didn't get
